Breaking the news is worth a beer!
Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed
instantly.
After the coroner leaves with Steve's body, Bob volunteers to inform
Steve's wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns
to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.
"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me!"
"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"
"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve's
widow. And, she said she wasn't, so I said I'd bet her a six-pack she
was!"
... I heard the same story happening to Kumar, Shirish and Venkitesh
here in Dubai!
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Vampires do exist!! They're called Corps!
Doesn’t it step on your breathing nerves!!?
Fucking Corps!
Jordan
No, I don't hate their style
No, I don't hate this country
No, I don't think it's vile
No, I don't hate amman
No, I don't hate these alleys
No, I don't hate its mountains
No, I don't hate its valleys
No, I don't hate its men
No, I don't hate its girls
No, I don't wish her bad
No, I don't hate its curls
No, it's not all perfect
Nor does love always thrive
Cause there's just this tiny thingy
I just hate how its people DRIVE!!
O salamatkum!!
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BeatBoxing
Unbelievable....
